I invented a brand-new medical
procedure, tentatively christened as
the nasal-scrotal swappy-ectomy,
a completely life-changing surgery
for an as-yet unidentified group
of sufferers scattered across the globe.
The first guy we tried it on did just great
until someone at church said: “The milk’s off.
Give it a sniff and tell me what you think.”
Penguin Poems 