It was a great pickup line, if I say so myself:
What a fabulous feeling!
You’re too lovely for my eyesight.
But tonight, I’d say my love is big enough to handle it.
Unfortunately, I got flustered:
My, my, I say! What a lovely sight.
Your fabulous feeling butt is big enough for two.
I’d love to handle it tonight.
Damn.
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