(a villanelle)
If it is true you love me as you say
(And please don’t think this is a test)
You’ll do what’s right – and throw that thing away.
You may not like to do as others say,
But sometimes you must act at my behest
If it is true you love me as you say.
And this is where that rule comes into play:
If you don’t want your honeybunch distressed,
You’ll do what’s right – and throw that thing away.
That ten-foot lighted Santa on a sleigh
Will disappear into eternal rest
If it is true you love me as you say.
For while a bachelor thinks it’s okay
To keep such tacky junk around the nest
You’ll do what’s right – and throw that thing away.
I have a headache coming on today,
So please don’t think I say these words in jest:
If it is true you love me as you say,
You’ll do what’s right – AND THROW THAT THING AWAY.
Penguin Poems 