Leon, I will count to five
And if you’re not back here
By the time I get to zero, I will have to tell
Mr. Myers that you are not cooperating today.
Leon, it’s no use hiding
Under the table.
I can see you with the bag over your head
Now get back here please.
Leon, don’t you realize I’m only doing this
Because I want to help the school and teachers
And be a good citizen
And soothe my bleeding-heart liberal conscience about
The sorry state of our public education system?
Come out of that locker.
And no, Leon, you can’t go to the
Bathroom right now, even if you
Need to do doo-doo. I don’t care any more
Just cross your legs.
Leon, it’s your final chance.
I would still love to read with you this exciting
Blue-level book about Bob and his dog.
Bob has a dog